Classic Kason

Since I publish my blog into a bound book, I figured this was a great place to record some of the funny sayings of my boy. Kason comes up with some hilarious sayings, and here are some of his best that I have jotted down in chronological order (warning there's a lot of potty and body humor):

Age 2:

--Kason woke up from his nap and asked where daddy was. I told him he was downstairs, and on the way downstairs Kason said “Daddy, ready or not here I come.”
--I asked Kason what he wanted for breakfast. He said, “Salsa!”
--I asked Kason how come he isn’t going pee-pee in the potty anymore. He put his hands up by his face and started shaking really hard and said “I scared of pee-pee!”
--Tige got home from work and the hospital paged him about 10 minutes later to come back in. Kason was sad that daddy had to leave again, and I explained to him that someone at the hospital was sick and daddy needs to help them. He said “I sick. Daddy help me!”
--I put Kason to bed, and when leaving his room I said “night, night angel.” He said “night angel Mom.”
--I was changing Kason’s poopy diaper, and he said “hurts.” I said “your bum hurts?” And he said “yeah, put ice cream on it!”
--Kason pooped in the potty today so we gave him a new train named James. We went to dinner at our Branch President's house and Kason proceeded to tell him “I went poo-poo and got a new train. Aren’t you proud of me?”
--I asked Kason if he wanted a “little piece of pizza” for lunch. He said, “no, a BIG one!”
--We were sitting in church, and Kason announced, rather, loudly “Mom, I have snot in my nose!”
--We were on vacation in Myrtle Beach and Kason and I got in the shower together to rinse the beach sand off. (Although Tige frequently showers with Kason, to my recollection this was my first time showering with Kason or being in close proximity to him while I was naked.) He pointed to my private area and said “what happened, mommy?”
--When Kason woke up this morning and I went in his room he asked where daddy was (as he does almost every morning). I told him daddy was at work and he said “I missed daddy while I was sleeping.”
--We were in the car and Kason said “Mom, turn the air on.” So I turned it on and when it had been blowing about 10 seconds, he said “Mmmm. That’s nice!”

Age 3

--Kason brought me the box of graham crackers from the cupboard and said “can I have a graham crapper?”
--Kason asked me “why did daddy marry you.” I said “because Daddy loves me.” Kason said, “no, I love you best!”
--I was just trying to teach Kason to write his name, and instead of trying to copy the letters I wrote, he just drew a big scribble. I said “that’s not letters, it’s scribbles.” He said “that’s not scribbles, it’s a planet! It’s Mars!”
--Kason was in the bathroom with me when I stepped out of the shower. He pointed to my breasts and said “what are those?” I said, “those are my breasts.” He said, “no, they’re muscles. Really big muscles.”
--Tige and Kason were sitting on the floor rolling a ball to each other. Toffee went and sat by Tige, and Kason said, “sorry, Toffee you can’t play. You don’t have opposable thumbs.”
--While living at my parents in Cedar city—my mom took Kason into town for an errand. They drove past the cemetery on main street and Kason said, “look Grandma! It’s Stonehenge!”

Age 4

--I was in the office and Kason came and told me “Charlie and Lola is on.” I said “that’s great!” He said, “no it’s fantastic!”
--Just a few minutes after breakfast Kason asked for a snack. I said “no because you just ate breakfast.” He put his hands on his hips and said “that’s ridiculous mom. That’s just ridiculous!”
--I was nursing Abby, and Kason came up and gave my partially-exposed breast a big squeeze and said “mom, you have huge armpits.”

Age 5

--He was sitting on the toilet this morning, and after a few minutes I said “are you done?” He said “yeah, but I just like to sit here and rest.”
--Kason had a sliver in his foot and I was trying to get it out with a needle. He was crying and carrying on and said covered his eyes and said “tell me when it’s over.” After trying for a minute or 2, he said “mom, you are SO not good at this!”
--After going potty Kason yelled “mom will you come and wipe me?” I said, “no, you can wipe yourself.” He said, “but I’m tired of wiping myself. I have to do it all the time.”
--I was wearing my swimming suit, and Kason came up and hugged my leg and said “ooh, your leg feels like a cactus!”
--Kason said “mom, will you bring me my transformer paper because I’m in the bathroom pooping and I need something to look at.”
--I told Kason I was turning the TV to the “tabernacle choir to listen to church music” and he said “I don’t like Towercrackle Choir!”